mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via hi)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via hi)

hi:

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I’ve been watching horror movies on Netflix non stop the last 2 days so I keep getting scared by every single little thing omg

wow i have the best roommate

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update: it was just my pet hedgehog eating cheerios

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

(via hi)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via yourfavouritecharacter-isdead)